- Speak to Emma Wantsome at the end of the Pier.
- She challenges you to a duel, but won't fight you because you don't know magic. Go to the Bookstore and buy the book Wizardry for Dummies for $150.
- Go back and speak to Emma. You have to fight her, and while she's got 1000 HP, she's fairly easy to deal with.
- After you beat her, she falls and hits her head. You speak for a bit, and then she runs off naked. You pick up her hat and broom.